Bye Bye Korras

The all evil presence of Korras!

Naga Sadow reels from the news that its popular Consul, Korras has stepped down from his duties. A very prominent figure in the Clans history he took the decision to step down, paving the way for the very active, not to mention vocal authority of Manesh.

Though Korras has served as Consul for a relatively short time his record within the Clan speaks for itself. Countless positions of responsibility and more medals than Emperor Palpatines art collection!

When approached, Manesh made the following comments:

This is the second issue of the Naga Sadow Times.  Wow.  Who knew we'd have made it this far.  This is also the second week of me being Consul.   What a coincidence.

I've been asked to make a statement about the Great Jedi War.  Well, despite being a nervous wreck most of the time, I am proud of the work all of you are doing in the Great Jedi war.  I really appreciate it.

My plans as Consul are to help unify the clan.  I hope to turn everybody into super nice people who all get along and hold hands and stuff.  Clan Naga Sadow is group therapy, and I want to keep it like that.

And my final words of advice:  Don't eat too many Doritos.  They will ruin your appetite.

Dark Adept Manesh Sadow
Consul of Clan Naga Sadow

The new Consul joins at a critical time, with the Great Jedi War in full swing and tensions running high this will be his first test. Will Manesh begin what we hope will be a long and successful career with a successful GJW under his belt? Time will tell!

Chitty, Chitty, Vroom, Vroom!

This Dark Jedi found himself trapped by our most hated enemies the Jedi! This strange prison was known as a theatre and was filled with many other strange lifeforms dressed in a wide variety of colours. Stranger still was the clapping and the Jedi's use of song to turn us from the path of the Dark Side.

Despite their efforts of good humour and song we were given new purpose by the Sith Lord known as Darth Child Catcher who's skillful use of his net and determination to hunt children gave us all hope. It is good to know that the doctrines of Darth Bane live on!

Okay, okay I confess I went to see the musical Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang. A plot that on paper makes absolutely no sense. Flying cars? Child Catchers and sweets that make tunes!? The ultimate acid trip!

Despite the soaring temperatures and more than excited children occupying the theatre it actually proved a damn good show. The song were fun and enjoyable and with just the right mix of adult humour. The only spoiler for the evening was the heat, three bottles of water on and I was dehydrated!