A Tale of
Two Jacs
A Day in the Life of the Grand Masters

During this Great Jedi War, there has been an appearance of TWO Jacs. Because of this split in leadership, many have decided to take up arms against either the "Blue Jac" or the "Red Jac". This controversy has had many friends torn into enemies and unusual alliances being formed.

However, there has been silence over the feelings of either of the two Jacs. Using newly granted Force powers and bribery of an endless supply to an unknown Consul, this reporter got down to the truth of the two Grand Masters. I recently sat both of them to have a discussion as to how they two of them felt with how this split has affected the Brotherhood.

<``Jac> Hello
<`Jac> grrr
<`Shikyo> evening gentlemen
<`Jac> Hello, Shikyo
<`Shikyo> lets start off by distinguishing by which one is the "Red" Jac and which is the "Blue" Jac
<``Jac> I believe that I am being referred to as the Blue Jac
<`Jac> Yes, I am the Red one
<`Shikyo> Alrighty.
<`Shikyo> First Question: What makes you "red" and "blue"? Are they favorite colors?
<``Jac> Which one am I again?
<`Jac> Blue
<`Shikyo> you are the Blue one, sir
<``Jac> Oh, right
<``Jac> Well, that one there is red, because that is the color of the blood I will spill when I am finished with him
<`Jac> Hey now, let's not get out of hand too soon
<`Jac> What Blue isn't telling you is that the reason people have given us these colors is because we seem to have taken on different traits of our combined form
<`Jac> I am obviously the more cunning, ruthless and good-looking of the two
* ``Jac whaps `Jac

At this point, I tried to intervene, only to have a bolt of Force Lightning hit me in straight in my as... - anyways...

<``Jac> I, on the other hand, have taken Jac's prowess in battle, his ability to lead and his competence
<`Jac> Hey now.
<`Shikyo> let's move on to the next question
<`Jac> ok
<``Jac> ok
<`Shikyo> what do you promise to bring to the DB if you assume the control of the Star Chamber?
<``Jac> I will be the one to lead the Brotherhood as it destroys the light in the galaxy. I will rule over an infinite darkness.
<`Jac> I will be the one to lead the Brotherhood as it destroys the light in the galaxy. I will rule over an infinite darkness.
<``Jac> Hey that's my line!
<`Jac> Hey that's my line!
<``Jac> Stop that!
<`Jac> Stop that!

A slap boxing battle ensued, however the two of them folded their arms and turned aside.

<`Shikyo> in any case..
<`Shikyo> if you could have any clan under your control, you would you want and why?
<`Jac> I think I can answer for the both of us: Taldryan
<``Jac> That's my home away from the Dark Council
<`Jac> Though, it has been three years
<`Jac> I wonder if it is the same
* ``Jac ponders
<`Shikyo> are there any other clans you would like on your side?
<``Jac> All of the clans should be on my side
<``Jac> I am the true Grand Master, the Dark Lord of the Sith
<``Jac> They should follow me.
<`Jac> Ooh ooh! I'll take CNS!
* `Shikyo is glad he joined the Red Jac from the beginning

At this moment, the "Blue" Jac stabbed at the reporter with his lightsabers... It was painful.

<`Shikyo> one final question... word on the grapevine is that you married quite a while back without giving an impression to any in the Brotherhood... how does your wife distinguish who is her true husband?
<`Jac> Hmmm
<``Jac> That's a really good question
<`Jac> Now that I think about it....where is my wife?
<``Jac> It's my night
<`Jac> Oh yeah
<`Jac> We have a sharing arrangement
<`Jac> I think she tells us apart just by where we live
<``Jac> And I'm a bit rougher around the edges
<`Shikyo> well, it is ALWAYS an honor to speak with a Grand Master and thank you very much for not obliterating everything in sight
<`Shikyo> thank you Lords for this opportunity
* `Shikyo shakes the hands of both Grand Masters
<``Jac> You are quite welcome
<`Jac> Aye definitely
* ``Jac smacks Jac
* ``Jac has left #interview
<`Jac> Hey!
<`Jac> coward

            Once this occurred, the two of them began to lunge Force Lighting at one another, occasionally hitting the reporter. In the end, it's a crazy, crazy world for the Brotherhood, at this moment.

Two Jacs have appeared and people have chosen sides. Though they appear so much alike, this reporter as recently discovered that the Red Jac has brought in more support to Clan Naga Sadow. As well as military support, the Red Jac has brought in delicacies and cake for all members of the clan. Screw Red v.s. Blue! They have cake! Enjoy!